That's us with the Ghost of soarjubs and the witch who married him.
Samson-sized upper body: polyester batting glued onto a t-shirt.
Curly Blonde Mullet: Wig intended for women dressing up like hippies (hippies with platinum afros, I suppose), cut into mullet shape.
Mutton Chops: all real, babies. Time prevented them from being dyed blonde.
A friend of ours and his fiancee dressed like GW and Condi. Using makeup to turn a white chick into a black chick? Ballzy.
Dressing up as a Danish Cartoon? Ballzier.
Unfortunately, this is a tragic shot of Bob as Cookie Monster, but it was the only one I got of this masterpiece of dangerous costuming.
Miss observacious as the unicorn-riding princess.
This guy wore one of those leaf-bag scarecrow things. Here he is posing with his emptyheaded brother ba-dum dum.
Thank goodness for leather couches.
In all of the pictures I tried to scrunch my nose up in the Venture-chick style, but it just made me look like an old Chinese stereotype cartoon.