Hausfrau #1: giggling and pointing at embroidered throw pillowAt which point, Evan's mom and I look at each other red-faced and choking, and head straight for the door.
Oh, looklooklook! It says "On Dasher, on Dancer, on Mastercard, on Visa!"
Hausfrau #2: It's funny because they changed it!
I try to make up stuff this good. Really, I do.
The weirdest thing about having three friends who are radiologists at the hospital where I got my CAT scan is that three of my friends are excited…
Yesterday after lunch, I started getting a big headache. My forehead felt like it was popping out, my chest got all fluttery, my legs were all mushy…
It annoys the living shit out of me that when I get a large coffee and a bagel at this one place near the Metro, they ring it up as a medium coffee…