absolutcalm -- Which is the most disgustingly cute and deserving to die: Ewoks, Mogwai's, Furbies or little asians adoptees?
eideteker -- If you were going to be a celebrity, would you be a one-named celebrity (e.g. Madonna, Prince, Topol), and here I thought it was just a smokers' toothpaste or a three-named celebrity (e.g. David Lee Roth, Anna Nicole Smith, Edward James Olmos)?
renob423 -- would you feel insulted if someone bought you a thasarus for x-mas? I'll pass on the too-easy "How about a dictionary" joke here.
soarjubs -- Ping wah, kuwi kai wah -boh- Ping WOH, kuwi tho mien? (Hua?)
friendship7 -- Last night upon sitting down at a local watering hole to have a beer or ten, a woman quickly sauntered up to me and asked me if my name was Marty. Her name was...
From Evan, inspired by this article: Is farting a legitimate response to a question?
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