observacious -- It's beginning to look a lot like...?
Sweet 'n' Lo is going the way of the dodo.
I'm going to be royally fooked if my shipment from Overstock doesn't show up soon.
I should finally get around to tossing out all those VHS tapes I'm still holding on to.
The snack food/toy choking hazard/cigarettes lawsuit terrorists have already won.
friendship7 -- My Christmas eve drink of choice is
Rum & Crystal Light.
Mad Dog Sprite-zers.
Three Buck Chuck.
renob423 -- 1. how would you feel if your home town had a toilet named after it? 2. what does your mom do for a living?
If my town had a really common name, like Bristow, I'd probably think it was just some coincidence/She's an Administrative Assistant, why?
A lot like the people of Allentown did when the song came out: proud and excited, then stricken with horror when I realize what it actually means/Diner Waitress.
Litigatey/Mumsy doesn't work, she volunteers.
subbes -- What if you have lemons, but you don't want to make lemonade?
Take your half-empty glass of sugar water and go home.
Poke a few cloves in them and place them in a festive glass bowl as a tasteful holiday centerpiece.
Something with chicken and capers and pasta, I suppose.
Cut them in half, stick them in a mason jar with a bottle of vodka and some ice and sugar. Wait about 6 hours, shaking occasionally.
eideteker -- What will be the hot news story for 2007?
E coli outbreaks escalate, vegetarianism passé. PETA claims bankruptcy, victimhood, accuses renegade omnivores of shitting in fields.
Study shows adoption odds better in Africa, Asia. New program founded to deport American orphans.
Nicole Ritchie dips to 47lb, cries for help. America: "You're still the ugly one."
Fall NBC Lineup to include 'To Catch an Arsonist', 'To Catch an Insider Trader', Earl, Office.
absolutcalm -- So its festivus and your with a gaggle of TV execs: air your grievances.
Enough with this crap of starting shows 2 minutes early or running them 3 minutes late. Face it, dipwads. TiVo is here to stay.
The whole idiot husband/smart wife advertisement trope is tired and done with. If these chicks are supposed to be so savvy, why are they with these morons?
Stop putting clips from dream sequences in the "Next week on..." previews. Just. Stop.
I don't ever want to tune in at 8pm hoping to watch the Amazing Race and see Andy Rooney's smug irrelevant face staring back at me ever again.
With Macys using the Beatles' "From Me To You" and JCPenney using Fatboy Slim's "Wonderful Night", what will be next year's okay-we-can't-say-Christmas-but-please-please-please-keep-buying-presents-for-everyone-you-know-this-December-we-need-this-hell-the-economy-needs-this secular pop song?
A mashup of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer and the Police's Roxanne.
Give it to me Baby, Rick James.
Sugar Daddy, The Jackson Five.
A remake of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus to Personal Santa.