coldblackncold -- Mickey took it upon himself to provide the answers for the potential question If they had made a Citizen Kane 2, what would the tagline be? Given the work week I've had, he's welcome to it.
Citizen Kane 2: Sanford and Kane.
Citizen Kane 2: More Art! More Damn Puzzles!
The Riddler and Two-Face Sack Xanadu. Citizen Kane 2: Can this rich man become a Bat-Man?
Citizen Kane 2: Mo' Better Kane.
Citizen Kane 2: Kane Vs. Kong.
clockwatcher -- How much water do you drink every day? Rather than the usual ounces or glasses measurement, let's do this in terms of water bottles. You know the kind - the ones that cost about a buck in vending machines.
friendship7 -- Jigglypuff vs. the Light Monster: Who would win in a Burr vs. Hamilton style showdown?
Jigglypuff. Because at least I know what it is. Google says the Light Monster can be anything from the thing on Lost to something about photography.
The Light Monster. Because anything is tougher than Jigglypuff.
absolutcalm -- If they made a Lord of the Rings versus fighting game (ala Street Fighter 2), what would be some of the special moves available?
Sam's Frying Pan Smash: using the classic hadoken motion, Sam whacks opponents in the face with a frying pan, stunning them for a few seconds.
Gimli's Dwarf Toss: ala Blanka, Gimli tucks himself into a ball and barrel rolls into his opponent.
Frodo's Ringwalk: Frodo slips on the Ring and appears behind and as far away as possible from his opponent. A defensive move, but it leaves Frodo helpless for a few seconds. Only really useful to escape a cornering.
Barlog's Gigaton Punch: Hey, who's been messing with this thing?
soarjubs -- Yo, how's that ass?
High and tight, baby.
Not as good as your mom's.
Yo, this ass is tremendous.
Low, floppy, and stretchmarked. Not terribly appealing at all, really.
subbes -- Are my cats vampires?
They are...SNUGGLE VAMPOIRES. THEY FEED ON THE CUDDLES OF THE LIVING.
You might think that, but what you have is a case of werekitties (therekitties).
Vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
They are, but they're keeping you alive to feed on bit by bit. Not enough to kill you, and they definitely have no plans of turning you into a vampire. They've just got to have someone around to clean their litterbox.
jerasue -- I've been counting my first kiss as my first boyfriend when i was twelve years old. Lately I've been thinking- If I kissed my best girlfriend Casey on the mouth when i was nine, but it was through a piece of plastic wrap, does that count as my first kiss?
If it does, my first kiss was with a Fruit Roll Up when I was five.
Yes. The sort of conditional, slippery-slope logic that could make you say it's not is the kind of shit that makes people think they can "revirginize" themselves.
If a thin piece of plastic can negate a sexual encounter, sign me up. I have a few people I'd like to say didn't count.
Depends on your audience. Trying to make some college kids think you're still cool and "with-it"? Casey. Anyone in the room who might ever have to sign something for you? The boyfriend.
trixiefirecat -- will you come take my polls?
Hell yes. I love polls.
Depends. Are you going to keep giving answers on Fridays?
Once or twice, maybe. Then I'll probably forget.
If we engage in the customary "friending" ritual I will be far more likely to take your polls.
eideteker -- What great question did absolutcalm have this week, but forgot?
How will that chode eideteker
make Mej come up with four extra questions again?
True or False: Boston is the Paris of the United States.
How much longer until all foodstuffs are packaged in 100-calorie increments?
How do things devolve to the point where you're ordering a Grande Soy No Water Chai Extra Hot?
renob423 -- who is the bad ass mother fucker that killed uncle bouncy?
Uncle Bouncy is not dead. I repeat. Uncle Bouncy is not dead.
Jules Winfield, duh.
Trick question. Uncle Bouncy killed himself. Just because they call him "Uncle Bouncy" doesn't mean he can bounce. Especially off concrete at 40 feet.
I can honestly say I knew this reference without googling it.
From Evan: Can you make ImagiNext Dinosaurs cool?
Since they already went so far as to have humans riding the dinosaurs, go the extra mile and have the bad dinosaurs ridden by goblins or something, and make it a battle against humans and monsters.
Change it so that the Predators are trying to eat the Ecovores, and the Ecovores are fighting back the only way they know how: by over-consuming the vegetation and deforesting the Predators' land.
Some hippie scientist from the future travels back in time to help the Ecovores in their battle against the Predators by infusing them with futuristic weapons technology, thus turning the lameass Ecovores into badass Cyborgosaurs.
Take out the backstory, pansyass treehugger or otherwise. Roaring moving dinosaurs are cool enough on their own.
It didn't win but I like it anyway: Imagine we're all PCs being run by the Big Game in the Sky. On your character sheet, which stat is better, your Intelligence or your Wisdom?