The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight

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Good: waking up at 6am and checking the OPM website to see there's a 2 hour delay today. Even though work says they don't honor delays or "unscheduled leave", I know I'm going to have some wiggle room about being late, which is especially nice since I left my car in the garage at work last night and will have to take the bus.

Better: waking up at 7:30 and checking the work emergency voicemail and finding out that after much traffic-report-watching and internal debate, the Big Boss decided to close the office for the day.

Best: getting a call from my doctor (with whom I had a noon appointment and would still have to take the bus to go see) and finding out they too have closed for the day.

Pan. Cakes. Motherfucker. That's right.

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