omphile -- how does this work i have no idea and what is this.thanx
It's the Friday Poll. You ask, I answer, the people vote.
It's the Friday Poll. Refresh hourly every Friday to see just how wrong everybody else is.
It's the Friday Poll. There's good questions, there's edieteker
's questions, and then there's the ones that get turned into hypothetical death matches.
Best. Friday Poll Question. Evar.
renob423 -- can you really train a monkey through virtual reality like they did in the lawnmower man?
Nope. The only way to train anything is with the old standbys: Sweets & Shocks.
You can have sex with Alicia Silverstone on the back of a motorcycle through virtual reality so I don't see why not.
I hope so. I'd much rather get virtual poo flung at me when get gets stuff wrong. Or at the very least, the goggles should mess up his aim.
Yeah but the monkey may wake up on Mars and have his ass handed to him by Sharon Stone if he doesn't do what the doctor says.
absolutcalm -- Take two actor/actresses with the same last name and put them in a buddy-comedy. Who'd be the best?
Hey! Are you really a butterfly? Butterflies are poisonous. You should be careful! Former Cubs Radio announcer Harry Caray and former relevant pop singer Mariah Carey sit in a room and stare at each other in a battle of wit and witlessness.
50 years into the future, a once beautiful New York socialite reunites with her Puerto Rican hag Anthony to battle a strange creature in their upscale retirement community. Kristin Davis and Ossie Davis in Charlotte Ho-Tep.
Andrew McCarthy. His wideeyed stare and pensive scowls taught us what it is to hurt. Jenny McCarthy. Her flarenosed guffaws and fart jokes taught us what it is to make money off a hot body and a lack of shame. Together, they show us all about friendship.
In a twisted take on The Simple Life, Tina Turner and Kathleen Turner tour America's underground gay clubs posing as drag queen impersonators of themselves. Girl, you better be good to them!
eideteker -- Who should I care about less, Imus or Vonnegut?
Say what you will about Don Imus, at least he never drew an asshole on paper and tried to pass it off as literature.
Imus. As much as he looks like one, Vonnegut can actually become a zombie.
Vonnegut. There's no real opening to heated political debate when bullshitting about somebody's death.
One died last week and the other's career has been dead for years. It's a coin toss.
subbes -- Where should I pee?
In the cup provided, please. We will flush the toilet before and after you go. If you flush before we come back into the room your sample will be inadmissable.
Like the old saying goes, "If there's a drain, let it rain."
We don't have a bathroom. We use a wok.
Anywhere that has a dress on the door. Actual or representational, it doesn't matter.
vivisectasch -- Did anyone else answer the quiz this week SPECIFICALLY to let friendship7 know he is totally wrong about PWNED?
I answer the poll most of the time, but yeah, totally wrong.
I answer the poll most of the time, but I gotta say, the guy is on to something.
I came strolling across the poll and was going to just look at it but then I saw that question and was like YEAH RIGHT WHATEVER LIKE PWNED WAS EVEN AROUND IN 1998 I'M TOTALY CLICKNG THIS.
Is anyone else SPECIFICALLY picking this answer to let vivisectasch
know he is totally wrong for reading the poll but not answering it?
friendship7 -- I have no legs.
What can I say? It's a tough crowd.
I'm sorry, but the proper term is "Amublatorially Challenged".
At least you don't have to budget for shoes! ba-dum dum
soarjubs -- Is it me or did friendship7 just get totally pwned by vivisectasch??
Mad props on the badical pwnage.
Whatever, dude. Make a hanging chad joke while you're at it.
Indeed he did. One must experience a pwning to know the power of a pwning. Ironic, no?
coldblackncold -- Black people playing black music or white people playing black music?
Black people playing black music.
White people playing black music. From the Beastie Boys to the Black Keys, Annie Lennox to Joss Stone, we know it can be done.
Notice there's no "Black people playing white music" option. As soon as black people start playing it, it's easy to forget it was ever white music.
pantload -- Clowns. Metal? Not metal?
Metal. Clowns are statistically the most hated of all creatures.
Not Metal. Statisticallies or not I just don't like them.
From Evan: What's this yahoo crap?
Whatever it is, you're fucking crazy if you think I don't accept the terms of service!
Yahoo? What is that, like Lycos or something?
It's the place you can read those often-hilarious Yahoo Answers. Other than that, I'm not sure what it's for.
Few things in this world bug me more than "Friday is wear [color] day to support [whateverthefuck]" I know all the reasons below are true and justified, but you can pick the one you agree with most.
Oh thank GOD you guys all wore red today! I'm totally more aware of breast cancer now. I mean, I knew it was around before, but all this red! Hoobydooby!
I don't buy those stupid goddamn Livestrong bracelets for a reason. The last thing I want is someone to walk up to me and thank me for wearing whatever color I happened to pull out of my closet that morning and "joining the fight."
It's not like some billionaire said he'd give $1 to charity for every person he saw wearing it, and if you heard that's true, click here
If you're going to be all proud of yourself because you did something for a cause today, you better have donated your time, money or other resources to actually benefit the cause. Wearing a particular color on a particular day doesn't do shit for anybody.
Recently, they moved the Amazing Race from Tuesday to Sunday night. It being one of my favorite shows, TiVo records it 5 minutes early and ss such, I've been seeing that stupid old bastard Andy Rooney every week. Where else does the WW2 generation still have a visible and tangible foothold in American culture?
Any business that still accepts checks.
TV offers featuring 1-800 numbers.
Land line telephones.