Odder still: when I asked the security desk if it had been turned in, they'd ask, "what kind of phone is it?" Grey Motorola Razr. "What service does it have?" Verizon. "What's the phone number?" Phone number. "Nope, no Motorola Phones." wtf, asshole. If you don't have any Motorola phones, who gives a shit which carrier I have?
So what I'm saying is, I'm out of touch phone-wise until further notice. Email me if you need anything.