htothem -- What does dress to impress mean if it's on an invite for a business function?
, he seems to know alot about appropriate business attire.
Garter belt, tear-away thong, leg warmers and kneepads.
I dunno, but you should do a funny poll question about monkies next time.
coldblackncold -- Zero Hour. 9 AM.
No. It was awhile ago, and I still don't understand what happened.
I am busy at 9. Can we make it 10:30?
Sassy option #3 (pick this one)
Puke (I got nothin :( )
observacious -- Is the Rapture of the bees upon us and, if so, does that mean that being a bee is the one true religion?
Yes. Watch our for Bee-elzebubb and his pitchfork stinger.
No, but it's something to consider now that fundamentalist Islamo-Wasps have blown up the Twin Hives in Bee City.
Not if Beesus sound like that asshole Antonio Banderas. Fucking Nasonex.
Look, just bee yourself. (cute option for girls)
soarjubs -- How did you get to be so awesome? I get five options because I'm the boss!
It's the nice pants.
It's the 24-hour erection.
It's your dazzling smile.
Raised by pygmies.
All of the above.
absolutcalm -- Which Prime time show (like Lost, Heroes, and 24) had the best season finale?
Lost. Goodbye plot status quo!
Heroes. Sylar. Sylar. Sylar.
I dunno, I don't have time for TV.
God I hate people who think they are too good for TV.
eideteker -- Hey, man, what's up?
Certainly not the level interest in a poll run by soarjubs
You played it safe this poll. You are better than this. I am ashamed.
Small talk sucks it, so I refuse to answer.
renob423 -- Which fast food chain makes the best french fries?
Bartleby's Mystic Toadhouse
maeincarnate -- Fat people on Rascal scooters- Is there any turning back? Text messaging makes long-distance poll participation a breeze!
Yes, they can turn around, but it's a slow, wide turn and sometimes the wheels break.
No, this is the beginning of the hell from which we cannot awaken.
Why would they ride a rascal? They already have scooters for fat people, they are called "cars".
You see society's collapse. I see a new market share for a husky-aimed segway: "The Pigway".
And from Evan, also long distance... Sandworms. Ya hate 'em, right?
Sandworms? In MY vagina?
I will not stand for this kind of racist trash in this poll.
I had their first album. It was okay.
BONUS SOARJUBS QUESTION What is the best, classic "name pun"?
maeincarnate comes back for next week, so please come up with something that doesn't suck for next week: