coldblackncold -- Rush Hour 3 (III) opens today. Is this evidence of a Merciful God or a Vengeful God?
Wait, is that the black-guy/uptight-white-guy one? Will there be a scene in which the white guy finally loosens up, as demonstrated by his mastery of the cabbage patch?
Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth? Oh man. Hilarity.
And here I thought Jackie Chan retired and Nick Cannon ate Chris Tucker.
Happy God! Happy God!!
htothem -- How long before old flannels are back in style?
If the traditional formula holds true, about five or six more years.
Sheeeyah right. Next thing you're going to say is my facial piercing and tribal armband tattoo are out of style too.
Based on the fashions donned by many of the Williamsburgians I witnessed last weekend, they only went out of style in the past few years, so it's going to be a while.
The Japanese rocker kids seem to be into hair metal now, so they have some time before they transition to grunge, and Americans appear to be about a decade or so behind the Japanese on the retro game.
twicketface -- You've already made fun of chili, Jason Lee and tennis - what's the next thing I hold dear scheduled to be laughed at in the Friday poll?
Don't forget vegetarianism.
Hey, I realized I could be in the minority on chili, and Jason Lee has become funny in the past few years. If tennis can find it's own My Name Is Earl, you'll be sitting pretty.
If you don't like having your tastes chided, I would avoid questions asking which King of Queens episode is funniest, suggesting Ghostbusters 2 is on par with the original, or saying you just don't get the appeal of the Big Lebowski.
Hey just because you love something that I and some percentage of usually 11 to 14 other people make fun of doesn't mean anything. We could be the stupid ones. But then again, you're the one who likes tennis.
observacious -- Mej in Chicago? How awesome is that?!
As awesome as a night of Spider Solitaire and Boone's Farm.
As awesome as popping your second game in a row on Addams Family Pinball.
As awesome as Ecto Cooler.
As awesome as a Planet of the Apes marathon on a snow day.
subbes -- Hilarious jobs completely unrelated to his degree that Scott should take to work on his grad school debt
House sitter for a rich, recently dead playboy.
Male-whoring pizza delivery boy.
Working as a mailroom clerk at a big business firm, and then lying about who he is so he can spread his genius and nail the boss' daughter.
Heterosexual department store window dresser with a moped.
absolutcalm -- Vini Vidi Vicci Vale.
You came, you saw, you conquered the 1989 Batman girlfriend?
The usual Saturday night. I went over to the bar, scoped out a few prospects, sealed the deal in the parking lot and I was outta there before last call.
Vino, Verdi, Very Vaughn.
Funny when you think about it how close that quote is to Conan's Greatest Things in Life.
renob423 -- why would you go to busch gardens when you could go to cedar point instead? (here, i'll be nice and save you the trouble of going to google - http://www.cedarpoint.com/) There's only one real answer to that, as provided by Google Maps: 152 mi – about 2 hours 28 mins vs. 418 mi – about 6 hours 59 mins. Of the following combinations of T-shirts and wearers, which one did I not see while at Busch Gardens last weekend?
Nine-year-old white girl wearing a t-shirt with a glittered bowling ball and pins that read "That's How I Roll."
Overly fat middle-aged hickelberry wearing a t-shirt that read "I may be fat, but my dick is huge."
Teenage black girl wearing a t-shirt that read "My Boobs Require Attention."
Bony redneck early-twenties guy with a shirt on that read "Keep Staring, Your Boyfriend Won't Notice."
Inspired by a suggestion from soarjubs, I believe I have come up with the proper name for my new car: Darth Cutious.