htothem -- What kind of hippy tea should I try next?
Patchouli-infused Twirltime Tea.
Fair Trade White Tea. It soothes away white guilt.
Barfucks® "Look! I'm Drinking Tea Because Coffee Is For Sheep And Television Viewers" Blend.
observacious -- Should I be offended that the woman setting up my new office assumed I'd prefer Cat Cable Clips over plain cable clips? Is my career in jeopardy? Your career is not in jeopardy. These clips were purchased with the best intention, however misguided.
She's trying to reach out to you by doing something you'll remember her for. When you go to her office and thank her for the awesome clips, she'll ask you to have lunch with her, and then you guys can be Office BFFs.
Since you're probably the only woman in the IT department in your new office, she figured some girly things would make you feel more comfortable in the "boy's club".
She would want to have Cat Cable Clips in her office, especially since they would look so cute by the photos of her cats and the ceramic cats she has on her bookshelf. Why wouldn't you?
After years of buying plain old boring cable clips for the soulless drones and snorting programmers in the office, she saw a chance to buy some unusual cable clips and jumped on it. Plus, how fun will it be to expense "Cat Cable Clips"?
pooplord -- Meetings on Friday afternoons. WHY, GOD, WHYYYYYY?????
If you're going to have to sit in the conference room for two hours, it may as well be in jeans.
Because they knew everybody would be too hung over on Friday mornings.
So you can be completely up to speed before you get started working on the project this weekend.
Old people, like the ones who call meetings on Friday afternoons, don't have as much expansive knowledge of the internet to entertain themselves during that time, and assume everyone else is bored too.
eideteker -- Would you prefer to be Master of Reality, or Master of Imagination?
Master of Reality. That way I could kick back and relax in my imagination.
Master of Imagination. Then I could be whatever I want regardless of reality.
subbes -- Web site changes to cater to iPhone users. Answers provided by my brother and iPhone user, pantload:
Instead of CTRL+ALT+DEL, unlock computer by wiping finger across monitor.
On boot, reorder computer preference to: #1. YouTube. #2. Everything else.
Make everything have the 2007 Apple Web 2.0 metalloid shadow design. Soon, it will look like 1998 stick figure UNDER CONSTRUCTION pages. You will be shamed into getting a new Apple product in 2009, when the tortoise shell design is hot & current.
Acrobat 9.0 is not Apple approved software. Download it, and Mac will brick your computer. Next time you'll read the terms of agreement, asshole.
sublimal -- Will Keanu Reeves play Ted Logan? No, he won't. If the movie were about what Bill & Ted are doing now that they're in their 40's, it might be worth watching. He probably won't even have a cameo. Alex "Not the vampire that looks like Van Halen but the other one" Winter, however, just might. But if they did revive their old roles:
Torn between their rigorous concert schedule in the future and their family lives with the Princesses in the present, the guys go back in time to get history's best babysitters, marriage counselors & concert managers to get their lives straight.
Knowing grunge would die eventually, Bill & Ted moved to the future in 1992 & have been there since. When Missymom gets sick in 2008, they go back to hold a benefit concert. Can they raise enough money to save her? Can they re-adjust to the "past"?
The effects of Bill & Ted's jaunts through time start to show up: the Zapruder film shows Kennedy assassinated while riding through Dallas on horseback; Ben Franklin died from electrocution. Can Bill & Ted put the pieces of history back together?
When Miss Jen S. Preston and Beth "Elizabeth" Logan learn they might fail history due to all the time they spent on their all-girl punk band, their dads know just the answers they'll need. Like father, like daughter.
popespydie -- Charlton Heston just died. Now that my leading choice is gone, which celebrity do you think will die next?
And because if I put any of these chicks in there with the old folks, they'd win hands down. Which of the following celebutaunte victims are going to die next?
renob423 -- how do you wear your socks?if the logo is so small, why? is the 14th a wendesday? is shea butter really butter? how long did this take me to fill out today?
Big logos can be tacky, but they want it on there.
Yes, but I wouldn't eat it.
Sadly, probably less time than I wasted filling in answers.
friendship7 -- Who wouldn't go see a movie just for the chance to see a rambling and coke-addicted Sigmund Freud?
Alan Arkin, plz.
I'd also like to see a Sherlock Holmes movie that shows him as the drug addict he was meant to be. Come to think of it, I'd like a lot more movies about the drug addictions of historical personalities.
If there's a movie about Cokehead Sigmund Freud, I'd definitely want to see it, but not mixed in with Bill & Ted. Ben Stiller's character from Permanent Midnight wouldn't work in Something About Mary.
While we're on the subject of movies about the actual lives of people Bill & Ted collected from history, I'd like to see a movie about Genghis Kahn.
I hate my phone. I don't want an iPhone or anything, but I want a phone with a decent camera that has a flash. I use Verizon. Any suggestions? Other than switching from Verizon, har har.
This weekend, Evan and I are heading up to Pennsylvania to visit pantload and family. Our plans for Saturday afternoon include a trip to Zern's Amish Farmers Market. Of the list of vendors and booths which looks the most promising?
Booth 241: "Knives, Blow guns, cross bows, swords, personal alarms, stun guns, self defense". Blow. Guns.
Any place whose products are listed simply as "Assortment of Used Items". Read: Rusty Nails for a Quarter.
Booth CF6: "Trolls & Assortment". Assortment may or may not include ogres and ettins.
Booth 45: "T-Shirts & casual sets. Design selections: wildlife, cartoon, sports, country & holiday" Guaranteed in stock: wolf shirts and kitten sweatsuits.