coldblackncold -- Will the novelty porno with Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin be released in time for the election? Titles?
Plumbing the Alaska Pipeline.
Lien Over, I'll Give You My Back Taxes.
Joe, Sarah and Todd: The Wobbly Bridge to Nowhere.
Plumber's Day Off: Joe Goes Fishing for Barracuda.
absolutcalm -- Give me a good reason not to vote for any poll question that has my name in it, regardless of content.
You don't want to seem like "that guy" who votes for himself.
If the question had your name in it because you were being called out for something stupid you did by the question poster.
Content is the only reason. If you know in your heart of hearts that somebody else's question was better, you have to pick it. Be honest with yourself.
pooplord -- Some of the bottles of liquor at bars just sit there languishing for years, right? I mean they have to. Who drinks banana liqueur? Bottles you always see on the bar but never see poured:
The big tall skinny triangular one.
The one that looks like a cross between a monk and a bottle of Aunt Jemima.
The one that looks like the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
twicketface -- Hood or umbrella? What is this, some sort of circumcision question?
If I don't have an umbrella, a hood would suffice, but on purpose? No way. Why would I choose to get my coat all wet when I can use an umbrella?
Umbrellas are for pussies.
observacious -- Thoughts?
People who think using public transportation is anything short of a punishment for its ridership has never used public transportation regularly for more than 6 months.
After the first two emails in a thread of replies, it's no longer necessary to either sign or address the email.
If you still can't regularly park your car on the first try (in familiar spaces, such as the ones at your home or office) and you've driven it for more than 6 months, you should have your license revoked.
Similarly, people who drive rain or dusk-colored cars who haven't figured out that turning their headlights on when the sky is the same color as their car isn't to help them see but help them be seen also deserve to have their license revoked.
eideteker -- Last week, I mistook Michael Brandon for Michael Landon. Which one is better? And are people still watching LOST? Because they're not yammering on about it endlessly like they used to.
Michael Brandon. Because I know who he is.
Michael Landon. Who the hell is Michael Brandon?
Yes, people are still watching LOST.
They're not yammering on about it because it's not airing now. The new season doesn't start for a while.
renob423 -- is the joy of homeownership and coolness of not living directly next or under people worth the extra bullshit you have to do? stuff like mow the lawn or fix broken stuff or give a shit about the carpet and walls?R U gonna get like 5 cats? that's what i'd
Everything is better when it's yours. I bathe every day under a ceiling caked in mold that's crumbling in places because the people upstairs don't use a shower curtain and management won't fix it. Would tolerate this if it were *my* house?
Among the "extra bullshit" I'm now able to do is choose my internet and television provider, move outlets and wire hookups convenient places, put switches on lights where I want to, and decide when my heat or air conditioning comes on.
While I give a shit about stuff like walls and carpets, I also make the conscious decision never to get anything like dishes or throw rugs that are "too nice" to survive an accident. Dishes break and spills happen. There's bigger stuff to stress.
No, probably not. Unlike other women who have five cats, I've had sex in the past year.
Someone who works in my building drives a blue Prius with the license plate VLDEMRT. This person is:
A bespectacled man in his late forties who wears his pants too high.
A moderately chubby blonde woman in her mid thirties.
A largely overweight balding man in his early thirties.
A frumpily dressed woman in her sixties who carries a PBS donation bag.
On the drive in today, I saw a fellow walking on the sidewalk who was wearing black suit pants that were high watered to show the white socks he was wearing with his black shoes. When I drove past the guy and looked at him in my rearview mirror, I noticed his white shirt was untucked and his hair was all messy.
Best candy that only seems to show up around Halloween: