absolutcalm -- Everyone's talking about Jon Stewart destroying Jim Kramer the way he destroyed Tucker Carlson. Who's Jon media rampage of comedy going after next?
If he had balls, Nancy Pelosi. But we all know Stewart doesn't go against the playbook.
Some other insane screaming pseudo-newsworthy guy. Like Olbermann or that doughy blonde guy on MSNBC.
pooplord -- Would anyone on here (besides those of you who may or may not have been present at Tracks goth nights with me ten years ago) truly believe that I like KMFDM?
eideteker -- What's the difference between a duck?
And Verizon? At least a duck's bill doesn't have a bunch of random crap on it that you don't know what it is.
And ANTM contestants? Ducks like it when you throw breadcrumbs at them.
And Lipitor? Ducks rarely cause unexplained muscle pain or tenderness, muscle weakness, fever or flu symptoms, and dark colored urine.
And Jessica Simpson? Ducks don't go on crash diets when someone comments on how cute their round waddly bottoms are.
Twofer! renob423 -- what is the most annoying "type" of person you see at the gym?
The put-too-much-thought-in-her-workout-clothes chick.
The old guy who thinks he can be "on" five machines at once.
The fat ladies eating protein bars while pushing level 2 on the recumbent bike.
The guys who make very loud orgasmic grunts every time they do a rep.
renob423 -- how come really big guys still wear pants you can tell they bought around 1989/1991? how come some people never seem to leave the gym and do other non workout related stuff?
They want us all to know they can still fit in them.
There are many people in this world who spend lots of time at the gym because they are thoroughly uninteresting and rarely have more than one thought in their head. Why leave?
And many that do leave the gym still seem to be wearing their Zubazes.
Evan asks, what's the deal with there only being four questions this week? What happened to everybody?
I got less funny.
They ran out of ideas.
Most of my IRL friends have gotten promotions or children and have less time to spend on stuff like this, and I don't make a habit of trolling around for new LJ friends.
Project Runway's Kenley Collins has been charged with domestic violence after throwing her cat, three apples and a laptop at her fiance, and then slamming a door on his head.
Upside: had she married this guy and taken his name, she'd have been Kenley Penley.
The other designers always joked that her one trick was to take 50's fads and put a modern twist on them. It's neo-retro spousal abuse!
Quoth the neighbor: "Lately there has been a lot of yelling ... I can hear Kenley much louder than I can hear Zak. When she speaks, she yells." Well, duh. Anybody who watched the show could have told you that.
I'd like to think she attacked him with her cat as an homage to the song "Cat" he wrote to play during her runway show. But I've seen her work and I know she's not that creative.