popespydie -- Why couldn't Oprah give out free coupons to PizzaHut?
pooplord -- I read the wonderful typo "dancig with the hasbeens" as "danzig with the hasbeens." What would be the title of Danzig's reality show?
eideteker -- What band would it be best to be a roadie for? I mean, if you were going to be a roadie, what would be the sweetest gig?
absolutcalm -- I just saw Star Trek! It was awesome and full of idiotic plotholes. Does this create a paradox that will destroy the universe?
renob423 -- now that the weather is nice, the bums are out in full force. what is the most annoying kind of bum and do you have any spare change or possibly a ciggarette? I'm always more willing to hand out cigarettes than I am spare change. I'd give a cigarette to anybody who asked, so why would a bum be different. Alternately, I'd tell most people who asked me for spare change to go fuck themselves.. c'mon man, i am a vet and i haven't eaten all afternoon.
This year, Evan got a lawnmower from his parents for his birthday. This is a sad sign that:
If this is the way our lives have turned, what should I be looking forward to for my birthday?
To make up for California's budget problems, Arnold is proposing a sale of San Quentin, since given it's location, it would be better utilized in other ways. Such as?
YOUR QUESTION HERE