eideteker -- What should I do now that I'm back in New York City?
Brush up on your New York smugness. Cultivate a fanatical devotion to a particular boro, make a point to disparage places within the immediate area, and make frequent mentions the utter backwardness of any place more than 50 miles away.
Do all those exciting things you just have to do because you're in New York and where else can you do them, until you realize all of those things cost money and lots of it.
Eat the shit out of some hot dogs.
Do what anyone does when they live in a major city: steer clear of any major landmark or other tourist attraction.
renob423 -- when you go to vote and you get to the part of the ballot with all the local people you've never heard of running for things you didn't even know were actual positions and couldn't care less about, do you pick the funniest name or leave it blank?
The name of whichever person's election signs didn't block the view of some merge lane or otherwise crapped up the medians the least.
Using some sort of geometric pattern, ala multiple choice tests.
I was going to do a question about the stupidest-looking summer replacement show, but they're all so trite and formulaic, it's like picking which Garfield comic is the funniest. Which of the new shows you've seen commercials for looks the worst?
Buddy cop comedy/drama.
Vaguely Sci-Fi mystery show.
The "It's like a Grey's Anatomy of ___" show.
The "Let's try to ham-fistedly recapture the magic of Arrested Development" show.
Last week on 30 Rock, Liz Lemon chatted up a guy who seemed perfectly normal until he admitted he was a "plushie". He even went so far as to say "yiff". What fetish from the bowels of internet subculture will rear it's vile head on primetime TV next?