The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
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It's Friday Poll Time!

Poll #1574306 Friday! Friday!! Friday!!!

sirrani -- What insane diet should I go on in order to fit back into my summer clothes?

Posh Spice's "eat nothing but strawberries and beans" diet, otherwise known as Fart Yourself Thin.
2(33.3%)
The Kim Kardashian "poison your food with Windex so you don't eat it" diet, which is probably not a good idea for a mom with young kids.
0(0.0%)
Reese Witherspoon's Baby Food Diet, which I guess could result in both you and your baby dropping a few pounds.
4(66.7%)
The Cotton Ball Diet, which essentially consists of eating cotton balls. Never poop again!
0(0.0%)

renob423 -- if you were going to have a midlife crisis, what would you do to attempt to reclaim your youth ala kevin spacey in american beauty?

Shave some symbol on my head.
1(16.7%)
Visit three North Jersey diners in one evening, making a loud jackass out of myself.
1(16.7%)
Go buy the car I drove in High School. Except instead of a hot muscle car, in my case it would be a blue 1987 Toyota Corolla.
1(16.7%)
Casually make out with all of my friends and think it is the most hilarious and edgy thing ever.
3(50.0%)

renob423 -- why did the kid that played ricky not go anywhere caeer wise after that movie?

He was too hot for the average person to comprehend.
0(0.0%)
By the time his born-for-it role in Twilight came around, he was too old.
2(33.3%)
Hollywood has reached its quota for sensitive-looking beta male types.
1(16.7%)
If playing the villain in the Nick Cage classic Ghost Rider isn't a step forward in one's career, than I don't know what is.
3(50.0%)

renob423 -- best thora birch movie?

American Beauty.
3(50.0%)
Ghost World.
3(50.0%)
I know offhand of a Thora Birch movie other than American Beauty or Ghost World.
0(0.0%)

eideteker -- Wait, wait! I have a question! Don't leave without me! I *huff* want to know *puff* what I *pant* should do *gasp* to mark my *wheeze* 30th birthday.

Try to drink like you're 23. Monitor process, observe results.
0(0.0%)
Go someplace that's neither too loud or too crowded, but get there early so you can go to bed at a decent hour.
1(16.7%)
Get your ass to the gym. Christ, listen to yourself.
3(50.0%)
Have a nice respectable party in your nicely-designed home where your responsible friends will bring you tasteful gifts.
2(33.3%)

First Arnold Jackson, then Blanche. Next 80's sitcom star to go be syndicated in the sky?

Mr. Drummond.
1(16.7%)
Larry Appleton.
1(16.7%)
Roseanne Connor.
2(33.3%)
Joe Isuzu.
2(33.3%)

Browsing through this list of 80's sitcoms for memory-joggers, I was startled by what seem like some of the most ill-conceived spinoffs any network exec could belch out.

Baby Boom, based (I assume) on the entirely forgettable Diane Keaton film of the same name.
0(0.0%)
New Monkees.
2(40.0%)
The Brady Brides.
2(40.0%)
The Munsters Today.
1(20.0%)

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