mac -- Child Harnesses. What other inventions were created purely for outsiders amusement?
Feather-on-a-stick cat toys.
Those walking stick ski-pole things.
The speed-walking method that combines rigorous arm pumps with exaggerated hip swaggles.
Hump-action ab machines.
eideteker -- How do I cure myself of "no good music since I turned 21" syndrome?
Spend hours upon hours reading music blogs, listening to free mp3s of indie bands, and enduring the 95% of shit to find anything worth listening to.
Finding someone who has the patience to do all that and leech off their efforts.
Check the lineup at the hip local venues (or thanks to the intarwebs, ones from distant cities) and google the bands playing there.
However you do it, do it fast because it takes about 12 years of that syndrome to morph into "Not interested in finding music made since I was 21" syndrome.
renob423 -- have you ever intentionally taken a public shit and left it without flushing? I have heard from someone that in their fraternity, if you took an especially impressive shit, it was both acceptable and encouraged to get up, wipe & flush in another toilet so others could marvel upon it.
Intentionally? No. But there was this one time that I realized as I was walking out of the bathroom that the girl (who already didn't like me) who went into the stall right after me must have enjoyed the horror therein that I forgot to flush.
renob423 -- strangest place you have ever shit? Combo: worst place you have ever shit? In my shorts while running to the bathroom cabin at Brownie camp in 2nd grade. You?
renob423 -- more fun, shitting someplace cool or pissing off something really high up (like a bridge)?
Shitting someplace cool.
Pissing off something high up.
I'm a girl. I can't urinate off of things (well, most things) and I don't create shit; rather, I excrete something akin to cinnamon buns.
renob423 -- shit at work?
Yes. Everybody shits, I don't have time to dick around, so lookout folks.
Yes, but I sit and wait for everyone else to leave, making subtle noises to signify that I'm waiting and they need to get the hell out.
I recently received an email that had this as the signature line: "Please excuse any misspellings or grammatical errors contained in this message as it was composed on my BlackBerry Wireless Handheld."
My signature is:
Nice and pretty.
Recognizable initial letters with squiggles in between.
Two signatures: a nice one for signing important things, and my quick & dirty one.
One nice signature for everything.
One messy signature for everything.
When it comes to fast food, I:
Think about which restaurant I want to go to then decide what to eat.
Think about what I want to eat and then go to the restaurant that serves it.
Type a question here and I'll write answers for it next week (maybe somebody still doesn't know how this works)