calamine_tea -- What the hell am I going to do with these hot stones for the next 90 minutes?
mac -- How do the sight deprived pick up after their seeing eye dog? I feel like this deserves an 'as seen on tv' gimic....but then thats an issue too i guess. Come to think of it, I've never seen a seeing eye dog poop. They're well trained, but not that well.
eideteker -- I keep getting misdelivered mail for someone who is working on "Edible toothpicks." I haven't alerted them to the mishap because it's hilarious to watch. What other products can I suggest to the team?
Suggested slogans for Edible Toothpicks:
renob423 -- president with the coolest name?
renob423 -- president with the most bad ass facial hair?
renob423 -- president that wore those white whigs the best? I see what you did there. It looks like someone caught a History Channel marathon this weekend. president with the worst name? See also: renob question 1. president you know least about other than he was a president?
renob423 -- # of president's homes visited? Check all that apply.
Has your workplace suffered the post-summer productivity increase?
What the shit is with Google thing opening up a search page even before I'm done typing?
Typos in instant messages:
YOUR QUESTION HERE