I wonder if the freezer is jealous of the refrigerator because it doesn't get a light.
My W2 for this company has gone through 5 pairs of hands before it reached me, none of which belong to employees of the US Postal Service. They were given from HR to the receptionist, and the receptionist voluntarily handed it to a co-worker of mine who said he would bring it to me. I appreciate the favor, but what the hell? Next thing he's going to be handing me my medical records.
My toes have been cold all day.
Broccoli stinks when it's old.