IT GUY: Young gentleman employed to solve computer-related difficulty.
MEGAN: Our heroine.
Our scene begins after MEGAN has discovered that she can no longer log on to the network. IT GUY enters and begins tinkering with her computer. IT GUY notices the "Dog Balls" button that is affixed to her computer speaker.
IT GUY: What's with the button?
MEGAN: Dog Balls!!!
IT GUY: Yeah, that one.
MEGAN: Well, you read The Onion, right?
IT GUY: uh...what's The Onion?