The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight (maeincarnate) wrote,
The Mad Poller What Polls at Midnight
maeincarnate

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EUREKA!

I figured it out! Just now, while I was reading the recap of the horribly unfunny exchange I just had with the bank teller why things are just a little less witty lately.

Emil, as many of us know and love as the best goddamn bartender in DC, told me once of his theory about snappy comebacks and witty retorts. He had come to the conclusion that everyone has a finite number of funny or smart things to say in a given month, and that if you use them all up, you're left with nothing but dumb trite things to say until the first rolls around again.

Today is February 28. Just 7 1/2 more hours until I'm clever again.
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