I'm going to dwell on this no-unit-shipping bullshit a little while longer. This burst my whole goddamn bubble. I ordered a blender online and had it shipped to Dale's so we could make our own margaritas. I bought margarita glasses for it. I thought it would be so fun and funny to have this blender show up at her house. Now it's not going to. I don't want to bring one because it's going to be a pain in the ass. Dale says K-mart esque stores are hard to come by where she is. This ruins my whole gag, AND it ruins my tiny little fantasy of firing up a fresh goddamn margarita as soon as I arrive.
I guess I know now how people used to feel when they had to deal with musicmaker.